I WILL FIGHT YOU - Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines

Our hosts discuss the video game Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines (2004), and Maq proves that this game and its core gameplay mod are High Art and everyone should play them.

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DATE ME, DAMMIT! LOVE NEVER ALLIES - Love and Romance 2 - The Hot Manager (?)

In this episode, our cohosts get to meet the SUPES HOT MANAGER ;) ;) ;) who will be the love interest in this game and go on a long car ride.

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DATE ME, DAMMIT! LOVE NEVER ALLIES - Love and Romance 1 - Anime Boys Don't Have Nipples

Welcome back to Date Me Dammit, starting out with a Love Never Allies! Maq had some computer problems and upgraded which lost all of Animal Lover so it's joining DAO in hell. But now Maq has a better computer and more importantly a better video editor, so she's started some general messing around.

That said, join Maq, Annie, and Anna Emmaline as two of the three get back into the swing of things with LOVE AND ROMANCE: A STUDY OF SEDUCTION or something like that, written by one of our favorites Michaela Laws.

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I WILL FIGHT YOU - Speed Racer

In another special Wolfpäc episode, Annie and returning guests Lucas Brown and Anna Emmaline discuss the movie Speed Racer (2008), and Lucas proves the fact that you can do what you love and create beauty in the face of corporate greed.

Find Lucas Brown at lokified.bsky.social, and Anna Emmaline at palindrome.bsky.social as well as DMing our very own Jemjammer!

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Announcement: The Triumphant Return of DATE ME, DAMMIT!

Hey y'all! It's been a minute! We wanted to tell you about what to expect from Date Me Dammit in 2024.

First, an explanation. Last year we were playing through ANIMAL LOVER, as you may recall. We had most of the game recorded, but Mackenzie got a new computer and also needed to switch editing software. Once the latter was taken care of, we discovered that pretty much all of the audio from those sessions is gone. And while it's been a while since we recorded it, it's hard to redo something like that and make the spontaneity of the humor for DMD still work. So, unfortunately, it's joining Dragon Age: Origins in the DMD scrap heap.

Animal Lover is an absolutely adorable game, though, and if you want to find out what happens, check it out for yourself! Listen. Romance Frankie. Frankie is clearly the best boy. We won't* judge if you don't romance Frankie, but you should definitely play Animal Lover.

In the meantime, we're starting out our 2024 run by debuting a new game and a new format. To spice some things up, we'll be swapping out between the regular Date Me Dammit cast playing a game and then a game played with our side feature team: Date Me, Dammit! Love Never Allies. This is where Maq (often along with Annie) invites a friend to play a date sim together. Our first game back will be a Love Never Allies game, with Maq and Annie featuring guest player Anna Emmaline, who runs Jemjammer!

And the game we'll be playing is one by a writer near(?) and dear(??) to our hearts, Michaela Laws, creator of such fine games as Seduce Me: The Otome and Seduce Me 2: The Demon War. This time around we'll be playing Love and Romance - A Study of Intimacy, a VN wherein a romance novel writer learns how to write smut. Sort of. Listen, it's..... well, bless her heart.

New episodes of Date Me Dammit begin on the weekend of April 5th! We're so excited to bring you more games about kissing. Join us, won't we?

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*will**

**You didn't come here for unbiased opinions about dating sims, folks. You came here for a bunch of gay opinions about Frankie.

I WILL FIGHT YOU - Alan Wake and Control

Our hosts, with special guest Jake Mason, discuss the Alan Wake and Control games by Remedy Entertainment, and Annie proves the fact that more video games need musical interludes.

Find more from Jake Mason on Twitter at @jj_mason or on Bluesky at @jakemason.bsky.social!

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