New Merch - Dumbledore Fucks

Signing Kit up for that Teepublic account was a miscalculation. Anyway, celebrate J.K. Rowling’s revelation that Dumbledore and Grindelwald had an “incredibly intense” sexual relationship with these new items!

You can get our Dumbledore Fucks design printed on t-shirts, mugs, phone cases, and an incredibly large flag to put in your window. We’ve made the executive decision not to provide it on any children’s clothing, for obvious reasons.

This design is 30% off for the next three days!

Crooked Russian Cam is now on Ko-Fi!

Hey folks!

We’ve been on Patreon for a few years now, and while we like the service and intend to continue using it, we realize that a lot of our audience aren’t in a financial situation where they can commit to a monthly donation.

If that’s the case for you, and you’d still like to support us with dollars, we now have a Ko-Fi! Ko-Fi allows you to make a small, one-time donation to help keep the lights on around here.

As always, even if you can’t afford to donate, we’re so, so grateful to have you as a listener. We’ve got some really cool stuff coming up, so stay tuned!


Annie, Kit, and Maq

New Website!

Hey folks,

When we first started using Crooked Russian Cam as a #brand for our content, we used a Tumblr blog as our more-or-less official website. With Tumblr’s recent content crackdowns and the future of the site in question, we’ve decided to move our main web presence to a platform we have more control over.

Therefore, welcome to, the new Crooked Russian Cam website! We also bought, but that just redirects to .horse because .horse is funnier.

For those of you who want to keep following us on Tumblr, no worries! Every new post on will automatically crosspost to our Tumblr blog. We’ve also updated our Twitter account to match the new #branding and set up a redirect from the old account name.

We’re really excited about the new website, so have a look around and tell us what you think!


Annie, Kit, and Maq