JEMJAMMER - Episode 15 - The Haunted Galleon of Lunitari

Our heroes are joined by the cast of the Cool Kids Table as they explore the red moon of Lunitari.

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To hear what the Fallen Gods crew were up to before this, check out episode 69 of Cool Kids Table.

To hear what happens next, listen to episode 70 of Cool Kids Table!

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DATE ME, DAMMIT! - Dragon Age: Origins - Episode 1

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Date Me, Dammit! is back! This time we’re playing Dragon Age: Origins, which isn’t a dating sim but does have kissing in it. Eventually.

Sorry about the choppy video and Kit's crunchy audio--it turns out running Dragon Age + all the other programs needed to do this show is EXTREMELY TAXING for Kit's computer.

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New Merch - Dumbledore Fucks

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Signing Kit up for that Teepublic account was a miscalculation. Anyway, celebrate J.K. Rowling’s revelation that Dumbledore and Grindelwald had an “incredibly intense” sexual relationship with these new items!

You can get our Dumbledore Fucks design printed on t-shirts, mugs, phone cases, and an incredibly large flag to put in your window. We’ve made the executive decision not to provide it on any children’s clothing, for obvious reasons.

This design is 30% off for the next three days!

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New Merch - Glam Rock Specter of Death

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We haven’t figured out how to stop Kit from making these things.

You can get our Glam Rock Specter of Death design, based on stuff we yell during The Jem Jam, printed on t-shirts, phone cases, pillows, mugs, or a gigantic flag you can hang from your wall. You know, if you’re into that sort of thing.

This design is 30% off for the next three days!

Transcript: THE JEM JAM - Episode 2 - "Disaster"

(Listen to the episode here.)

Annie: (burps)

Kit: Who was that?

Annie: Yo.

Kit: Charming, Annie. Really charming. Watch as I make that the cold open for this episode.

[Title Music]

Annie: Hey there, I'm Annie.

Kit: I'm Kit.

Maq: And I'm Maq.

Annie: And this is The Jem Jam, where we do an episode-by-episode recap of the 1980s cartoon Jem and the Holograms, because we have awful taste and we need to inflict it on you, the internet. Last time, we did episode one: "The Beginning." This time, this is episode two: "Disaster," still written by Christy Marx, as this is part of our little intro. Our shockingly low-budget intro to a glam rock series that is full of drama. And I'm very excited to get started.